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Do you believe in stars?

A) The first thing I want to know is why he won't just give up the hairdo. PLEASE! It hurts my eyes.
2) The progeny in the pits with the other mechanics? Sounds very spinnable...

As for the Astrology...
Taurus and money- a natural pairing. Taurus is a born hoarder. Bank accounts and investments come naturally to them. If you use your Taurus brain when thinking about money, you're safe every time. Other folks may be smarter and more cagey about their investments, but Taurus will always have enough money in the end because they are always in it for the long haul.

Pisces and money? Like trying to hold smoke rings in your hands... gone! As a Pisces, I should know. Let's see, I just got back from the largest charity cycling event in the US, so I guess that fulfills my philanthropy fix for now. Something else will get my heart twisted up soon enough though. Don't even mention the baby seals... I'm getting teary-eyed already.

Hi Tim,
You have a good handle on astrology. Do you ever set a chart for the beginning of a race? It is amazing what the chart will tell you about how the race will unfold. Hope your cycling charity event exceeded your expectations. Donna

Donna, you flatter me. My wife and I are junior astrologers. Really, she's a genius and really good- I'm just a hack with just enough knowledge to get into trouble in conversations... "oh, that is such an Aries thing to say"... that gets me into all kinds of trouble. Actually, I'm far more in tune with Tarot and Celtic Runes. I used to start every day with either a 1 or 3 card or Rune reading before leaving the house. It helped me believe I knew what was coming and how to prepare. I used to get the Isa (delay) rune all the time. It helped me know that I needed to be more patient and just relax. The problem is that I make my own Runes, using beach stones, and know the shape of the stones too well and would "fish around" in my Rune pouch for a more favorable reading. Leave it to a Pisces to find a way to cheat at metaphysical endeavors...

Me no get The Apprentice from Day One. But, it was sorta silly fun when it started. Now, it's just - well - silly. And, depressing. I've spent too much time around CEOs with oversized egos and really bad hair! Brings back too many eye-rollin' memories ;-)

My theory is that Donald is an alien (as outed in MIB). His hair (adult) and eyebrows (babies) are the real aliens; the body is just a symbiote. (Okayyyy, Mar, showing your inner geek there aren't you?)

By the by, I'm an Aries and I give some credence to the whole thing. My good and bad points are right in line with the Aries profile.

Have a silly and fun weekend everyone!

Mary -thanks for the heads-up on The Donald. Now it all falls into place..the hair, the speech patterns. By the way, I'm an Aries bebe too.

Tim - who would have thought that the Masiguy would try to stack the deck .

and Graham it would be a hoot if someone picks up this post and passes it along to a producer. But then again, this is the blogopshere and anything can happen!

Aries & Pisces relationships are either great or horrible. My ex-wife is an Aries. Aries draw Pisces like moths to flame though- we are so transmutable and unstable that the fire of Aries is just too much for us. Aries is so confident and almost always knows exactly what they want or where they are going. It can take us Pisces an hour to decide where to go for dinner. We just can't help ourselves.

Nah, the deck is impossible to stack... it's the stones that are easy to manipulate.

Despite the United States’ reputation, where succession via bloodline is frowned upon over succession via talent, there still seems to be a strong fascination there for dynasties—hence the young Trumps’ appearances, in my view. (My goodness, that was one sentence. There are journalism lecturers having fits right now.)